Art Klaudt

Age 24

2024: Attending the aftermath of a riot and watching people pour water over an incinerated bus

2023: Getting married

2022: Awful evil experience with US customs at Dublin airport

2021: Job interview at a telemarketing firm on Halloween with a man wearing Joker facepaint

2020: Walking around the cliffs near my parents house listening to Clube Da Esquina

2019: Visiting my girlfriend (now wife) for the first time

2018: Walking around Glasgow during a snowstorm listening to the Units

2017: Taking acid for the first time

2016: The Facebook group "Big Gucci Gang"

2015: Visiting the island of Barra and listening to Destroyer/Hex Enduction Hour/The Del Byzanteens/Twin Fantasy on the way there/back

2014: Attending my uncle's funeral and listening to Of Montreal/Battles/The Flaming Lips/LCD Soundsystem on the way there/back

2013: Meeting my 2nd cousins, having a long conversation with one of them who was into Panic at the Disco, listening to Animal Collective and Prefuse 73 on that trip

2012: Sheltering from the wind at the Gathering, Ewan telling all the lads that Tara(?) is "his" despite the fact that they only dated for a couple of months and had split up

2011: Enrolling at high school

2010: Driving across the Cairngorms due to a car crash on the A9, listening to Wish You Were Here

2009: Going to Dundee for dental surgery and buying the September 2009 edition of Top Gear Magazine

2008: Playing in the dirt/gravel behind my neighbours' house

2007: Hearing the 12" mix of Blondie - Call Me at my parents' housewarming party

2006: Visiting North Connell and listening to Massive Attack's "Collected"

2005: Massive storm that destroyed many houses

2004: Bragging to my aunt about attending school for 8 hours per week

2003: 4th birthday party, receiving a flipbook about maths, learning the concepts of addition and subtraction for the first time

2002: The most vague shapes and visions and synaesthesia; the song that provoked the vision of the woman in the yellow kitchen (probably by Moby or Lemon Jelly or Groove Armada)

2001: Confusing a toy phone with a real phone in the playroom of a hospital while my brother was being born

2000: n/a

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